If you’ve spent time online recently, you might have seen a headline that sounds straight out of a fever dream: Chris Evans has joined OnlyFans. Yes, Chris Evans is the Marvel hero who can do this all day. Let’s take a breath before imagining Captain America swapping his shield for subscription-based selfies. The story isn’t what it seems, but it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
The chaos began with none other than the Twitter pranksters behind the account Drop Pop. If you’re unfamiliar, Drop Pop has built a reputation for crafting fake celebrity posts that are so convincing they almost broke the internet. Remember that fake feud between Lana Del Rey and Lizzo? Yep, that was them. It wasn’t until Lana stepped in with a calm “Not me, guys” that the drama fizzled out.
This time, Drop Pop decided Chris Evans was their next target. They whipped up a post claiming he had joined OnlyFans. Because the internet loves nothing more than a juicy (if unlikely) celebrity story, the rumor spread faster than Captain America taking on Hydra.
The jokes came flying in once the internet got hold of the idea. “Finally, the content we deserve,” one fan tweeted. Others posted Photoshopped images of Evans holding an OnlyFans logo instead of his iconic shield.
Even Chris’s Marvel buddy and Avengers: Endgame co-director, Joe Russo, couldn’t resist. During a fantasy football meet-up, Russo jokingly mentioned Evans running a “fake OnlyFans page,” adding fuel to the comedy fire. You must appreciate the Marvel family staying on-brand—always ready to make us laugh, even off-screen.
The not-so-fun (but important) part is that Chris Evans is not on OnlyFans. As much as the internet wants this to be true, there’s no evidence to suggest it. Evans has been off social media since mid-2023, taking what we can only imagine is a well-deserved break from the digital circus. Neither he nor his team has made any statement regarding the OnlyFans rumor, and let’s be honest, Captain America wouldn’t ghost his fans like that.
Let’s Laugh, Not Fall for It
While this rumor might be a viral prank, it’s a perfect snapshot of internet culture at its funniest and most gullible. It’s not every day you see the wholesome Steve Rogers trending alongside OnlyFans, and the contrast is just too good to pass up.
So, no, Chris Evans isn’t dropping subscription-only content anytime soon—but we can all agree the idea is hilarious. Until then, let’s save our clicks for facts and enjoy the memes for what they are: pure, unfiltered internet gold.
And hey, if Chris ever does join OnlyFans, you can bet he’ll break the internet for real this time.
